May 2013
drarna:
REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH
drarna:
the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f. shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us.
perma-scowl:
may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
hooruss:
some-atoms:
It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
rapewhistled:
what u think lava taste like
nevvzealand:
i can think about macaroni and cheese for long periods of time
psyshocks:
sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me
rhydonmyhardon:
wouldn’t it be awesome if you could go to the gym and workout for 2 minutes and then see immediate results when you’re done like in sims
crankkky:
r u a laptop because i wanna get u heated up until u explode
kawaiipeculier:
everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions theyre really passionate about and im just over here like
cliterallysame:
I love making people who already hate me hate me more
caelhammer:
what if i was cool
oh wait
i am
nevvzealand:
i can think about macaroni and cheese for long periods of time
April 2013
nevvzealand:
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
methlabrador:
you know in hindsight maybe 30 minutes stuck in an elevator was a little too early to resort to cannibalism but none of us had breakfast that morning and we panicked
7 tags
microaggressor:
i have something against bruno mars for no reason at all
googlebus:
overnoutside:
googlebus:
if you have a lot of sex ur cool
if you don’t have any sex ur still cool
What if you just have a moderate amount of sex?
then you’re a weak freak you frigid slut
3 tags
luhaniac:
yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU????
REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT????
i think so too
mister-comedy:
There’s no point to 100 calorie packs considering I eat 7
bayconbit:
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
r0dents:
fireflufferz:
sigh-asdfghjkl:
andrewhussiesbosom:
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders
[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders
[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’
[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis
[College voice] haha ‘penis’
3 tags
neyruto:
maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette
fartgallery:
yes, thank you for making that post transparent so I can drag it slightly to the right for about 0.7 seconds and then never look at it again
